Today I accepted the friend request of a former neighbor. Any doubts I had about friending someone I haven't talked to in ten years were immediately put to rest when I scrolled through her profile page to find this gem:
I showed it to Momma, who told me that the reason the princesses were dressed like ugly step sisters is this:
"Their mother was not invited to the royal wedding and dressing her daughters like cartoon villains was her way of taking her revenge out on the event. "
I'm still a little confused by Momma's logic, but she does watch celebrity television shows on a regular basis, so I'll trust her thoughts in this area.